This couldn’t describe our little CJ any better. Someone showed this to me and I just had to post it here! I LOVE THIS!

“I am a Toddler!”

• If it’s on, I must turn it off.
• If it’s off, I must turn it on.
• If it’s folded, I must unfold it.
• If it’s high, it must be reached.
• If it’s shelved, it must be unshelved.
• If it’s pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
• If it has leaves, they must be picked.
• If it’s plugged, it must be unplugged.
• If it’s not trash, it must be thrown away.
• If it’s in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
• If it’s closed, it must be opened.
• If it doesn’t open, it must be screamed at.
• If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
• If it’s a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, computer monitor, or table.
• If it’s full, it will be more interesting emptied.
• If it’s empty, it will be more interesting full.
• If it’s a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
• If it’s a stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead.
• If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
• If mommy’s hands are full, I must be carried.
• If mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
• If it’s paper, it must be torn.
• If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
• If the volume is low, it must go high.
• If it’s toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
• If it’s a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
• If it’s YOUR toothbrush, it must be inserted into MY mouth.
• If it’s MY toothbrush, it must be inserted into YOUR mouth.
• If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
• If it’s a phone, I must talk into it.
• If it’s a bug, it must be swallowed.
• If it doesn’t stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor.
• If it’s not food, it must be tasted.
• If it’s food, it must NOT be tasted.
• If it’s dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
• If it has a tail, I must yank it.
• If Mommy wants me to come, I must run away.
• If Mommy wants me to go away, I must CLING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!
• If it’s stacked up, it must be knocked down.
• If it’s sticky, it must go in my hair.
• If it’s bath time, I must run around naked till I am caught!
• If it is a rock, it must be picked up.
• If it is a doll, it must not wear clothes.
• If it is Mommy or Daddy, it must be hugged.
• I am a Toddler!

And my name is CJ!!